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Caleb Denio
⬅️ that's me
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I'm a programmer.
(that means i write code)
Projects
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Frequently Asked Questions
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So you write code, do you?
Yep. Mostly TypeScript, Ruby, Go, and Rust.
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What's your favorite animal?
Jumping straight to the hard-hitting questions, I see.
It'd have to be a toss-up between deer, cats, cows, and sheep. Perhaps I should invite one of each to engage in formal debate as to which should be my favorite animal.
I don't have a pet, but if I did, it'd be a cat. My uncle has a cat. I think it's beginning to feel attached to me. Or maybe it wants me to feed it. Yeah, that's probably it. Welp.
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Are you Mario?
Yes.
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Where you at?
A rather ambiguously worded question if you ask me. Physically? Emotionally? Professionally? Physically, I'm in the Burlington, Vermont area. Professionally, coding 'n stuff. Emotionally, somewhere in South Dakota. I definitely feel emotions.
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Wait a minute... aren't you the guy behind the hit game Among Us?
No. I don't know why you would have thought that.
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I recognize you from somewhere...
Perhaps you've heard of my startup, Gadzooks.
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What's your favorite color?
Blue. Always has been. Though I also like purple.
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What is your quest?
To write c... wait a minute. Nice try.
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Are any of these questions asked frequently?
Well... not necessarily. But you're asking them right now!
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So... can you do anything impressive?
I once tried to break the world record for number of saltines eaten in a minute. It didn't work, so... nope.
WAIT! I can play the violin while jumping on one leg!
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What are you thoughts on the inevitable collapse of modern society?
Woah there. I'm just a programmer. Go ask the guy who made Among Us or something.
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Do you have a favorite word?
Yes. It's Gadzooks!
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Do you have a favorite person?
I have a few. Many of them are Hack Clubbers.
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Any closing statements?
Remember: anything is possible if you eat a plate of homemade lasagna first.
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