⬅️ that's me
I'm a programmer.
(that means i write code)
work in progress
A "reply later" button that lives everywhere.
i didn't make a logo for this
A self-hosted, high-performance link shortener.
usable but poorly built
An open-source HTTP tunneling tool (similar to ngrok).
Frequently Asked Questions
So you write code, do you?
Yep. Mostly TypeScript, Ruby, Go, and Rust.
What's your favorite animal?
Jumping straight to the hard-hitting questions, I see.
It'd have to be a toss-up between deer, cats, cows, and sheep. Perhaps I should invite one of
each to engage in formal debate as to which should be my favorite animal.
I don't have a pet, but if I did, it'd be a cat. My uncle has a cat. I think it's beginning to
feel attached to me. Or maybe it wants me to feed it. Yeah, that's probably it. Welp.
Are you Mario?
Where you at?
A rather ambiguously worded question if you ask me. Physically? Emotionally? Professionally?
Physically, I'm in the southern New Hampshire area. Professionally... well, ask me again in a
year. Emotionally, somewhere in South Dakota. I definitely feel emotions.
Wait a minute... aren't you the guy behind the hit game Among Us?
No. I don't know why you would have thought that.
I recognize you from somewhere...
Perhaps you've heard of my startup, Gadzooks.
What's your favorite color?
Blue. Always has been. Though I also like purple.
What is your quest?
To write c... wait a minute. Nice try.
Are any of these questions asked frequently?
Well... not necessarily. But you're asking them right now!
So... can you do anything impressive?
I once tried to break the world record for number of saltines eaten in a minute. It didn't work,
WAIT! I can play the violin while jumping on one leg!
What are you thoughts on the inevitable collapse of modern society?
Woah there. I'm just a programmer. Go ask the guy who made Among Us or something.
Do you have a favorite word?
Yes. It's Gadzooks!
Do you have a favorite person?
I have a few. Many of them are Hack Clubbers.
Any closing statements?
Remember: anything is possible if you eat a plate of homemade lasagna first.